The boys say ‘probably the best ride we’ve had-beautiful blazing sunshine with stunning views’

The day has been, you will be glad to hear, very uneventful. I got so bored with the lack of action and lack of need for my support crew facilities, that I drove ahead to the static caravan in Ludlow to spend a couple of delightful hours reading.

Michael says his new girl pants are ‘absolutely spot on and pull him in all the right places.’

Bottom updates:

Sudocrem working well. Lunch in Monmouth caused some issues.

Michael says ‘the choice of lunch is important. Panini’s were not a good idea as they created excess gassius matter’
Joe says ‘If Michael eats a Panini he farts all the way up the hills’
Future lunch recommendation: Small jacket potatoes-these went down well.

Other news:

Michael hit the metaphorical wall, which he is now naming ‘The Pink Floyd’. But he got a second wind, (sweater than the first) which helped him up the hill.

Joe experienced two further reversing incidents, but as of yet, remains alive.

The static caravan is great. Michael is in the kids room. On his window it says ‘Means of escape’. As a result of this sticker, he is yet to know whether he will be still be here in the morning.

Relationship between Mike and the Bike: Good. He is happy as he has a new addition. A new yellow valve cap. He now has only a few components to turn yellow before he looks like a banana.

Relationship between Joe and the bike: Improving.
Relationship between Martha and the tent: Non eventful

Currently in a pub eating 8 different types of beer with Andy, Alex, Rina, Papa and us lot!

Blog again tomorrow

Martha