Due to a lack of inspiration the regular poet laureate Martha will today be replaced with talented limerickisist, Joe Hickerton. Martha is due to return to poets corner tomorrow.
"Limerick number one" by Joe Hickerton:
There were two cyclists on Shap
Who thought the weather'd be crap,
They got to the peak,
And didn't feel weak,
So rode all the way down for a.......toilet break.
Absolutely brilliant!!! I am impressed by the substitution :)
ReplyDeletethere was a young person called joe
ReplyDeletewho appeared to be a bit slow!
the idea of rhyme
is to make it like mine
not, muddled and fuddled
like so!
Ali Irvine :)